Some sort of news: bad and worse

It's been over a year since I posted - yikes! I've noticed, though, that blogs have been taking a beating by Facebook. But I felt like entering something, not necessarily profound or interesting, but illuminating about me: everything I do (walking, standing, sitting, lying down, reaching, brushing my teeth, taking a shower, cooking, cleaning, deadheading my geraniums, etc., etc.) gives me pain EXCEPT (this is the worse part, depending on one's perspective) eating and talking.

You have my permission to feel sorry for me and love me anyway.